See ya never, 2010s…

Well, here we are, only a few weeks left to go in the 2010s and I can’t stop reflecting on what a WILD ride this decade was. I’m a little scared by how I can still actually remember exactly how I felt heading off to Indiana for law school in August 2010… it feels both like it was just yesterday and forever ago.


The above pic was taken in July 2010 – pre-law skool Beth and the late Buffles Quill.

Some of the highlights of this decade included:

  • Starting off the decade with an EPIC Euro-trip with my friend Pam after leaving my first post-college job.
  • FINALLY becoming a dog mom on day 3 or 4 of law school (not the smartest decision but still one of the BEST decisions).
  • Making some of my current best friends at law skool. I guess the skool part was ok too.
  • Graduating law school, passing the bar and becoming a pseudo attorney.
  • Moving to DC and getting my first post-law school jerb (and picking up a few more friends there)
  • DIVORCE #1
  • Watching my sister get married and getting the kewlest B-I-L who was game to eat all the gluten and then join me for a gym class!
  • My cuz moved to DC to join the crew when she graduated.
  • Got married to a dude from high school (I can’t stress enough how the opposite of this was one of my original lifetime tenets).
  • Had a baby with a dude from my high school (see above – it’s the same dude, thank god).  This baby is pretty freaking great.
  • I became an AUNTIE!
  • Took a leap of faith and left a job that wasn’t a good fit for me anymore…

Some of this was in my “ten year plan” and obviously, some of it wasn’t.

As I’m growing, I’m learning to trust my instincts. It’s okay to try something and fail (even a marriage). It’s okay to let a toxic friendship die. I only have so much free time now and I don’t want to waste it on people/things that aren’t right for me.

Finally, as I close this post, I’d like to publicly acknowledge that in September 2010, I asked Rex to come visit me at law school. He was, unfortunately, “too busy” with his super cool job at KPMG so I’ll let you make your own conclusion as to whether or not some of the less fun events of my decade could have been avoided.

75231883_10120777404162394_5936500321902657536_n November 2019. The fam.

October Intentions

Because it’s trendy as hell right now, I decided to set some October intentions. I wanted to review these and let you know how I’m doing with them this month. The month ain’t over but I really don’t anticipate much more progress and/or failure at this point. I set three intentions:

  1. Spend less time on Instagram
  2. Try/continue to try meditation
  3. Make a strong attempt to limit unnecessary spending

I’m going to grade myself on each of the intentions below:

Less Time on Instagram

young beautiful hipster woman using smart phone

(Image credit: Storyblocks. This image is not actually me but it IS me, every day basically. This is how I walk around DC. Also, this is you too, I’m pretty sure.)

When I checked the amount of time I was spending daily on Instagram, I was, frankly, disgusted with myself. It was really my boredom go-to and I wanted to take my power back from Instagram. So I set a timer via Instagram – for 15 minutes. I think going from 90 minutes to 15 minutes was a rather harsh adjustment – so when the Instagram timer would notify me that I’d spent my 15 minutes a day – I’d be like, meh – what’s another 15 more. I did notice that I was able to limit myself to around 30 minutes for the first week or so of October.

Then I decided to UP the ante and set the actual time on my phone and only allow myself 20 minutes. This timer is more aggressive because you have to opt into allowing yourself more time. I’ve been successful at this. But is this sustainable?

Here’s the thing. This intention is making me a better person. I put my phone away for entire evenings with my daughter and also don’t look through Instagram while my husband and I enjoy the only time we have together on weekdays, aka dinner & TV time… Me not burying my face in my phone also led to him not burying his face in his phone… WIN WIN.

So I think there’s a happy medium here and I think that happy medium may be 30 minutes or less. I’m not an Instagram celeb (AT LEAST NOT YET! JK) so I think this is a sustainable goal.

Grade: B (although I’m pretty sure if I sucked up to the teacher I could convince them to B+ me on this one… cause that was a thing I was always pretty good at)

Try/continue to try meditation


(Image credit: Storyblocks. Spoiler alert: I will never be this person.)

As much as I’ve tried, the yoga/meditation/zen life does not seem to fit into my schedule. I freakin’ hate yoga and have tried probably a million times to become a cool yoga girl but it doesn’t do anything positive for my mind. Instead, I’m just thinking about how much I suck at yoga.

So meditation is super trendy right now and there’s tons of apps and even cute little “meditation gyms” where you can meditate for a half hour during lunch (or nap, if you want) but I’m definitely not high enough zen level for those yet.

So, recently I noticed that one of my workout apps, Aaptiv, has a meditation section. I decided I’d give it a go. DAMN, did I feel super mega accomplished when I did 10 minutes of meditation on October 1st.

And I haven’t done a single minute of meditation since. One of the perks to not scrolling mindlessly through Instagram anymore is that I don’t constant updates on how many hours the Wellness gurus I follow have meditated each day.

Should I make this an intention for next month or should I just finally give up on my dream of being a chill, balanced and level person?

Grade: F (If this was a ski race, I’d be DNF)

Make a strong attempt to limit unnecessary spending

African man lying on bed with falling money

(Photo credit: Storyblocks. This could be me, if those are dolla bills and not hundos).

We all know that November and December are basically giant money pits where you have to hemorrhage money in the form of gifts to your friends and family. I thought it would be fiscally responsible of me to hold back spending during the month of October to prepare for these months.

What was my strategy? I decided to become an Aldi grocery shopper. Conveniently, I saw this article toward the beginning of October and decided to try all these meals. Highly recommend – my grocery bill was comically cheap (for the DC area). The new GIANT Aldi they built near me certainly doesn’t suck.

But something very inconvenient happened during the Columbus day (has that title been officially dropped yet?) weekend. My very favorite sweatpants were on sale and I had to buy them (and two sweatshirts). I am considering writing an entire blog post on these sweatpants because they are the most amazing things ever created. Seriously, if these sweatpants were the product for an MLM, I would even considering joining that and hosting sweatpants parties.

So the sweatsuits weren’t a ginormous purchase but I definitely consider them a strike against my final grade. Somewhere along the line I also bought myself a massage (it was ON GROUPON, COME ON)… and just small things here and there so honestly at the end of the day it seemed like a normal-ish month where I was somewhat thrifty on the grocery side.

Grade: B-

Do you think intentions are stupid? I kindof do BUT I will say I feel like my Instagram intention has had a positive impact on my life (but we will seeeeeee how long this lasts).

Things people told me before I had a kid…

When people find out you’re having a kid, they completely open the floodgates to unsolicited advice which includes all kinds of terrifyingly graphic advice regarding the delivery of your baby and then advice all about the parenting that needs to happen after said delivery. Honestly, it was way too much information – and while I’m happy for my friends who have experienced the joys of an at-home water birth or an epidural-less delivery, I strongly believe in the Amy Poehler mantra (GOOD FOR HER, NOT FOR ME).

So on October 25th, I’ll have an 18 month old which pretty much makes me a seasoned expert (ha!). In honor of this milestone and my daughter’s official graduation from The Wonder Weeks, I thought I would review and analyze some of the things I was told when Morgie was in utero.

You won’t want to be a stay-at-home mom (on the Mom sites this is shortened to SAHM – HOW CUTE).

This is a loaded one. While I think going back to work when my daughter was 12 weeks old was pretty jarring and horrifying, most days I’m sure I’m a better mother BECAUSE I work.

At work, I’m focused on projects and initiatives that I cared about before having a child. Some days, it makes me feel very connected to the person I was before I became a mother, which I value.

I also think there are so many good parts of Morgan that have developed because she’s in daycare. Right now, she’s surrounded by quite a few people who give her extra love plus she spends 4 days a week with other kids. I’ve been lucky in that I haven’t worked Fridays since having Morgan so I get an extra day with her each week.

There are days that I feel really guilty. Mondays are the worst days for me. But currently, this work situation works best for our family.

I’d also like to acknowledge that we live in the DC area so me staying home full time is actually NOT an option.

You will never sleep again.

Eh. The answer to this one for me is yes AND no.

Here’s some of MY unsolicited advice for anyone who hasn’t had their kid yet. Don’t waste your money on hospital birthing classes or parenting skills classes (diapers and baths are not difficult…) (DEFINITELY TAKE THE INFANT CPR CLASS – we’ve delivered choking back blows three times already). Buy the top 10 baby sleep books on Amazon and READ THEM WHILE YOU ARE STILL PREGNANT. Then formulate your plan A and plan B on how you’ll get this baby to sleep.

But, hey listen… my sample size is 1 child so you do you. I’m definitely not an expert but it was a priority and I treated researching baby sleep like I was researching for my thesis. I’m not gonna tell you how many weeks old she was when she first slept through the night because that’ll just piss you off.

Also – I didn’t sleep great before I had a child because the weight of the world and anxiety and bad choices, etc. So now I just have approximately 10 million more things to worry about which definitely impacts my sleep. But it’s not her, it’s me.

You will hate your partner.

I just have to include this one because it’s so hilariously accurate and everyone thinks they are above it. It’s not a constant and steady hatred but there are moments where you will look at the person and think “What in the actual eff.”

I’m sure sometimes this dynamic change requires marital counseling but I do think you should find a way to acknowledge these bad moments in a productive way.

You will love/care about your dog less.

Please. Anyone who knows me well enough would never have said this in the first place. Here’s the thing: I LOVE HER EVEN MORE NOW. Jesus God, I never knew just how easy I had it with Chloe. She’s a rescue so she’s a little quirky but she is the definition of low maintenance.

I remember there were times when she stressed me out because it took her approximately 36 minutes to find the PERFECT place to poop or the times where it cost me like $700 for her to be diagnosed with a minor stomach bug.

No, I love and appreciate her more now because she is a real breath of fresh air. I just wish I had more time to show her how much I love her.


There are a million other things I could review (breastfeeding is hard- YEP!), but this is already too long so maybe I’ll do a second edition if I can think of some other clever thoughts.

Don’t Stop Believing: There are work pants that actually feel like sweatpants.


Work bathroom selfies – if you don’t take them – did you even ACTUALLY go to work?

I’m no fashion expert but since having my baby over a year ago – I’ve really come to appreciate pieces that (a) hide any kinda pooch (b) go with anything and (c) feel like yoga pants.

So on that note, I’ve rounded up my top suggestions for office-appropriate paper-bag style pants. Perfect for the time you spent at your “standing desk” waiting for the weekend.

Image of Socialite Paperbag Trousers

Class and cheap from Nordstrom Rack, you can’t lose with these pants ($32!)

Women's POPSUGAR Paperbag-Waist Wide Leg Crop Pants

I own these POPSUGAR pants and they are da bomb (can I still use that? Sure.) Find some sort of code because if you pay full price at Kohls, there is something wrong with your brain.

High Waisted Paperbag Ankle Pant Purple Women's 0 Long

Fun fact: Express still exists! These look niceeeeeee.

black Noir Pant Woven

And finally, if you’ve got some extra cash burning a hole in your pocket… I have these and wear them at least once a week. I wish they had more colors because I would buy them again and again. Also, size up.

Well – there you have it. Do any of you actually work or do you all just get to wear actual leggings all day. I’m going to continue my pursuit of finding pants that feel like pajamas but are actually acceptable for work.


Why is it so hard to make new “mom” friends? Beth waxes poetic.


Maybe I’d have more friends if I had the adult version of this pink snowsuit. (Baby Beth)

Oh hey! I’ve decided to start up this blog again and also – surprise, I’m a mom now. It’s been a busy few years! My daughter is 13 months old. One of the things that has surprised me the most is how hard it is to make mom friends.

Listen. If you’re my friend and you’re a mom – don’t get angry. Be proud because if we were friends before I had this kid- you don’t count.

So, here’s the truth. I’ve made 0 mom friends in the last 22 months (what’s 13 months old + 9 months in utero??? 22 months!). LISTEN. I’m okay with it but it’s not for lack of trying.

Here’s what I have tried:

  • Joining every local mom group under the sun.
    • I joined Mothers of Northern Arlington (MONA). What an epic fail. Some people love it, but man, I really struck out. My daughter was too young to participate in most of the events and everyone already had their cliques. Also MONA has a ton of events on Tuesdays at like 10 am. Hey, that’s cool and all but that’s an hour that I literally am guaranteed to be at my job. Our “expectant moms” group crashed and burned when we all went back to work… I didn’t mourn it.
    • I moved to Falls Church and there is not another mom group of the Arlington magnitude BUTTTTTTTTTTT I tried to join the Working Mothers of Northern Virginia thinking maybe the events would line up better with my calendar. They did! Weekend park dates- I’ll give it a try. I tried showing up at 3 different events because you need to, like, try out for actual membership. I could not for the life of me, find any of these women EVER at any of the locations. If this is a club where you need to be at least an hour late to every event, it’s not for me.
  • I tried the friend dating app for moms.
    • Maybe because I didn’t ever have to develop dating app skills, I sucked it up on the “Peanut” app. Do people actually meet people through this?? I tried chatting to people here and there but we never made any plans.
  • I was overly nice to everyone with a kid in a public place.
    • I just wrote out that sentence and realized people may have thought I was a huge creep (mostly I mean when I didn’t have my child with me). I have been nice to people at the local grocery stores, local restaurants, local parks. You never know when you might meet your mom soulmate. I guess she’s not in Arlington or Falls Church because none of these interactions ever amounted to anything substantial.

Here’s the deal. This has really caused me to search deep within to start to wonder if there is something wrong with me. But why do I have no problem making friends NORMALLY but I can’t make any mom friends?

Here are some of my perceived limitations:

  • I had/have zero desire to talk about breastfeeding. It’s your thang? Cool – I’m happy for you but I cannot sustain a conversation on this topic unless you want to have a rousing debate with me over what my time is actually worth. This especially seemed like a conversation killer for the first 3-4 months of my daughter’s life and has drastically been reduced in the last month or so (thank god).
  • To be clear, I am OBSESSED with my child but I really like talking about ALL OTHER THINGS.
  • I am really bad at censoring myself. Maybe new moms don’t want to be friends with people who have really inappropriate senses of humor because it may pass off in a distasteful way to their children? All I know is that I want to keep cursing as long as I possibly can before my daughter becomes a human parrot and/or figures out what these words mean.
  • I work – that means I’m pretty tired on the weekends. Maybe I’m not as “open” to opportunities as I think I am.

So, what’s next?

Honestly, I kind of give up and really hope that eventually I can be just like Andrea Savage in “I’m Sorry” and find some other like-minded friends at that point (I don’t know – pre-school or elementary school?)

I’m savoring the strong mom (AND non-mom) relationships I already had. I feel lucky to have a strong advisory board of people I turn to – and although none live across the park from me, I am thankful for the technology that allows me to ping them in my times of need.

Things can get scary, weird and lonely and, I think many times, we’re better when we know there are people who have our backs. 

Happy One Year Divorce Anniversary to Me!

Office people celebrating

Photo Cred: GraphicStock. Fun fact: this is called “office people celebrating.”

So much has changed in a year! Last year on this exact day, my biggest stress was waiting to see whether the court would grant my divorce. The paperwork had already been sent back due to my attorney’s errors in the paperwork (which cost me more $$$, go figure).

Right now, my biggest issue is trying to get my damn floors fixed (please, Lowe’s, please) and trying to figure out when I can take a vacation! The funny thing is that I feel just as stressed but when I step back and try to get some perspective – I realize this is NOTHING compared to last year.

Society tells me it’s classless to celebrate this anniversary but if there’s anything I’ve learned in the past year- it’s that I do not care what I’m supposed to say or what I’m supposed to do. This feels like a milestone to me and so I’m going to celebrate it.

In the spirit of reflection, here are some of the things that are very different at this one year mark:

  1. One year ago, I wondered if I’d ever stop thinking about my divorce/the person I divorced. The answer is YES. At some point, miraculously, I was no longer labelling myself as the newly divorced person and it became something I thought about less frequently. I can’t pinpoint the exact day that was the first day that I NEVER thought about it once, but realized shortly thereafter what a luxury it was to finally have a clear head.
  2. In the same theme, I stopped talking about it (okay breaking this one for this milestone day). One day, it just didn’t come up anymore. There was a time when this gal was a broken record, which I think stemmed from the fact that I felt sorry for myself or felt like a failure. Guess what? One year later I have sooooo many better things to talk about.
  3. I know I made the right decision. This is going to sound weird but at the crossroads when I was deciding to leave the relationship, I felt confident about which choice was truly best for me but there was obviously no guarantee. One year later, I KNOW I made the right decision and I’m proud of myself for pushing through those moments.
  4. I’m boring again. No one seems to be questioning my decisions or life choices. I’m not the most interesting person in the room with the most dramatic life. This is a win. But now, I’m approaching these situations with a different perspective. I’m not a relationship expert and I’m not going to pretend to be. I realize couples face problems in all forms and I’m not going to judge anything that’s going on in a relationship unless it’s dangerous (and then it won’t really be judgement but concern). If it works for you, the more power to you.

Now I’m off to spend the day appreciating where I’ve come from and where I’m headed.






Mindy Kaling gets me (or at least one of the writers of her show does)

I don’t think I can post a picture from the Mindy Project so let’s instead gawk at this awkward staged fight…
Hispanic couple with relationship issues

Image via GraphicStock

In my formative teen years, I was a slave to the CW. In fact, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, my idol, dealt with plenty of devastating breakups over the years. I found exactly 0 of the breakups (and their aftermaths) to be relatable and helpful in my actual life as it progressed.

Why does this matter? Unfortunately, for many of us movies and television shows do influence how we behave in relationships. I’m not saying I would have ever expected or wanted an Edward and Bella (Yes, that’s right, I’m throwing a Twilight reference in) style breakup but it may have been helpful to watch and absorb the type of breakup that I actually did end up experiencing in my life. For me, this would have included an accurate element of self-reflection upon the conclusion of a relationship.

Recently, I tried a free trial of Hulu just so I could catch up on The Mindy Project, which I hadn’t seen since it left Fox. I flew through the past few years of episodes and found it very enjoyable, light and humorous. Mindy. I love your show and you. You can count me among the many fan girls who dream of listing you as a best friend. However, the following episode hit me like a ton of bricks:

Warning: If you are trying to avoid any genre with any sort of romance, skip Mindy/the episode I’m writing about. May I instead suggest binge watching the two available seasons of The Missing?

The Mindy Project, Concord

Of course, I initially cheered for Mindy and Danny and hoped for the best. But then you guys had a baby and Danny turned into a mega asshole. And although you and I are quite different people, I felt for you and found so many similarities in the way we were treated, despite the fact that we are both strong and independent women.

So, by the time you were making your final decision on whether to stop Danny’s wedding, I knew I didn’t want you with Danny. In fact, I really don’t know how anyone could be on Team Danny at that point.

This whole episode, Mindy “hears” Danny’s voice talking to her and prompting her to stop his wedding (oh, did I mention he’s marrying some girl he basically just started dating a few months ago and told Mindy he just wants to be married, cute).

Mindy ultimately decides not to stop the wedding (it’s kind of lame because the newest guy she is dating calls her and tells her he loves her) and heads back to her parents house where she has the following conversation with her mother after confessing that she’s been hearing Danny’s voice:

Mindy: No, no, Mom, this whole weekend, photos of Danny have been straight-up talking to me, telling me that I screwed up my whole life and that he was my one shot at happiness.

Mindy’s Mom: But you’re sure it was Danny who was talking? I mean, if you ask me, what the photo said sounds more like something you would say.

Mindy: Huh? Ex-squeeze me?

Mindy’s Mom: Look, sweetie. We’ve always been so proud of how hard you worked.

Mindy: Thank you for finally admitting that I’m better than Rishi (Mindy’s brother, LOLZ).

Mindy’s Mom: But you’ve always been so driven and hard on yourself, that somewhere along the line, you started to believe that if someone wasn’t hard on you, they didn’t care about you. And eventually, you ended up with a man who did the criticizing for you. And now that Danny’s gone, I’m worried that you’re doing the criticizing for him.

AND with that folks, Mindy’s mom (aka Mindy’s incredible writers) changed my life. Basically, I realized in that moment that one of the Mindy writers must have gone through something similar to what I went through because there is no way you could have come up with that material otherwise. This was raw.

And in that moment, my television made me feel less alone and more hopeful.

Thanks, Mindy.

Question of the Month: Why do we constantly have to feel like we are moving forward?

DeathtoStock_Meticulous-07.jpgImage via Death to the Stock Photo

It’s occurred to me recently that I have a very hard time enjoying the present.

It wasn’t exactly easy to enjoy the present as it was in late 2015 and early 2016 so I’ll cut myself a break on those.

During that time, I convinced myself to focus on some key goals. I realized that a promotion was likely at least a year off but I committed to doing my job to the best of my ability and working toward an eventual promotion. I realized that getting frustrated with the seemingly far off promotion would be unproductive. I also knew that I was happy with my current gig and that it wouldn’t have been a good idea to start searching around for something seemingly better and high-paying.

In terms of my personal life, I knew that many of my friends would be experiencing huge milestones and my life would likely feel stalled for a while. And I learned to be okay with it. And as I discussed before, it became easier and easier to feel genuinely happier for my friends and acquaintances.

But as a self professed Type A person, I have realized that I’m really bad at not having the next milestone (whether personal or professional) in sight. I think that being able to enjoy the current moment is a truly impressive even resume-worthy skill. If you can do this, I envy you (and being in the moment on vacation doesn’t count, I’m sorry. I’m talking about living in the moment during your monotonous everyday routine). I’d also like to note here that I think I’m significantly worse about this than other people. I’ve usually spent every phase of my life preparing and waiting for the next phase.

Here’s the other thing: when I reach those milestones, I don’t even really enjoy them. It’s true! I got a promotion the other day and I’ve been working hard toward this goal for almost two years. I started comparing myself to others and didn’t fully enjoy or grasp what should have been a fun and exciting moment for me.

So, I’ve been making changes to try to teach myself this skill of appreciating the present more and I can say that things have improved a little. I’m hoping for gradual change over time. Here are some little things I’m doing to work on what I’d consider to be one of my biggest character flaws.

  1. Practice gratitude. I think of gratitude as a muscle you have to train. Honestly, it’s tough some days when it feels like there’s nothing positive about your day. Sometimes you have to be very creative. Sometimes it’s as small as “I’m happy that the Sweetgreen line server gave me an extra large serving of cheese on my salad today…” (I realize for some people that may be a nightmare but I don’t think the extra calories count when they are given to you for free or by mistake.)
  2. Try to find joy in the routine. There must be some things about your routine that you enjoy otherwise why are you doing those same things day to day? If you absolutely hate your routine, change it. I recently tackled the tough question of whether my morning workouts were something I hated doing or something that made my life better. Most days, I am motivated to get up at 5:30 am and over to the gym because I know it will make me feel better. On the days where I can’t be bothered, I don’t go and I have a different routine for those days. You have to have a backup plan that allows you some flexibility.
  3. Unplug. Technology makes enjoying the present much tougher in my opinion. For example, for a while I felt like my walks with my dog should also be productive. Like, I should be listening to an informative podcast or a book on tape while I’m walking my dog. Turns out, I’m not good at doing both at once. I often realize I’ve completely zoned out on the podcast or that I’ve not paid attention to my poor pup for more than a few minutes. Recently, I’ve been leaving my phone at home and enjoying nature in all her glory. I’ve seen my dog do some pretty entertaining and klutzy things on these walks when mesmerized by squirrels and I also like to think she’s sooooo appreciative of my full attention (sure).
  4. Learn to be okay with lazy days. Sorry I haven’t written a blog post since December. I’ve been spending my weekends doing basically nothing! Just kidding. I have a drive to be productive even on the weekends. Sometimes this is good (if I put off my taxes until April 18th, I would surely have a complete breakdown) and sometimes this is very bad. I’ve realized I’m best prepared for the week if I’ve given myself at least one morning with no alarm clock and at least a few hours to zone out with a book, a show or a magazine.

I’m a completely noob at living in the moment so I’d love to hear your thoughts on how I can become even better at this. What do you do? Also, do you think I’m crazy? Do you feel like this sometimes?

A pretty bad year – What worked (and didn’t work) for me in 2016


(Picture c/o Death to the Stock Photo)

My marriage fell apart toward the end of 2015. 2016 was spent picking up the pieces of my life and putting myself back together. Like many people in my generation, the first thing I googled in the first months of the marriage-ending chaos was “surviving divorce.” I couldn’t find anything helpful. Then I googled “Surviving divorce at 30,” and again found nothing helpful. Very encouraging.

Instead, I spent over $100 on an assortment of self-help books (some divorce-themed and some life-themed) and I’m still not honestly sure I learned anything from them. I hope this post may help anyone who feels stuck in those first desperate months that seem to crawl by.

Please note: Luckily, we didn’t have any children (non-furry) so this divorce was less complicated and I don’t have to note anything child-related and I was able to focus on myself entirely.

Things That Helped

  • I stopped comparing myself to others. This is key. For me, I was the first of the worst which was not a great feeling and made me feel like a giant failure. It was really tough on so many levels to be going through a divorce and also see my friends hit so many major milestones. I had to accept that this year was going to be a year of personal growth and self-improvement and I learned to be at peace with my perceived lack of forward momentum. Once I had accepted that, it was much easier to be genuinely happy for my friends and family celebrating their milestones.
  • I went to therapy. I’ve never been big on the therapy but I put out my feelers for a therapist the moment I knew things were irreversible. When you deal with a difficult situation, it’s nice to have a neutral party to help you talk through your decision-making. Friends and family are often incapable of providing unbiased input and I really credit my therapy sessions for getting me through those first few terrible months.
  • I kept working and I did not miss a day. Through it all, I managed to get to work on time and meet all of my critical deadlines. To be clear, I had notified my boss that I’d be going to therapy once a week (an extra long lunch) to cover my ass and he also knew basics about my situation. I consider myself lucky to have a boss who I felt comfortable discussing this with but I also wanted him to know in case I slipped.
  • I stopped caring about what others think. Amen – am I right? It only took 31 years to stop caring about what others think of me and I only wish I could have learned this earlier. The stigma of being divorced? It sucks but I quickly realized that I have to own it and use it as an opportunity to figure out how to come back from this better than ever. Under this category I’ll also include that I stopped worrying about pleasing people who were and are, frankly, shit friends. I just don’t have time for this anymore and I was able to critically re-evaluate some long-term friendships that weren’t working out for me. This is the year that I’ve learned that just because we’ve known each other for a substantial period of time, I can embrace the memories we’ve made while still making room for less toxic friendships.
  • I focused on figuring out what makes me happy. Many of the things in my life I was doing to make others happy and I realized that I needed to start from scratch to figure out what I like. Do I even like this restaurant or was I going there to make my significant other happy? What are MY favorite foods? Do I ever want to spend time making someone’s lunches ever again in my life? You get the idea. I spend more time now reflecting on whether I actually enjoy something before I agree whether to do it again and that’s been a major positive change for me.
  • I cut myself a break. Since college I had worked out 5-6 days a week, sometimes striving for seven. That may seem like overkill now but for the better part of 2016, waking up at 5:30 AM for my 6:00 AM class was not a priority. Instead I prioritized long walks with my dog and picking up a coffee. For the first time, I was listening to my body. Sure, I probably gained about five pounds this year and ditched some of the jeans that may never fit again but I accepted that this may be the new normal. Slowly, after trying new classes, I’ve incorporated a few early morning classes into my routine while still emphasizing long walks with my pup. Also, I ate plenty of candy and cake. Whoops.
  • I leaned on my friends. It was critical for me to discuss the things I was going through with a few close friends. Honestly, sometimes I felt like a broken record and I was really self-conscious about the amount of time I spent talking about myself. I hope I can repay each of these friends some day by being a patient and generous listener.

Things That Didn’t Help

  • I gave myself permission to have a fun spending year. Once I had my financial freedom back, I gave myself one year to buy things that I wanted and promised myself I’d start saving again after one year. I did manage to save some money this year so it wasn’t a total bust but I also bought a lot of stuff that didn’t make me any happier. Shopping at Whole Foods for groceries doesn’t make you any happier either… it only makes you poor.
  • I stopped cooking and ordered mostly takeout. Prior to my divorce, I made dinner 6 nights a week generally and prepared most breakfasts and lunches. Part of my promise to myself was figuring out what I liked which meant figuring out which restaurants, foods, recipes etc. that I liked and wasn’t making just to please my former partner. For some reason this involved a ton of takeout. I bought lunch at work at least 3 days a week. Many nights I met friends for dinner so we could discuss the current status of my life. On the other nights, I’m pretty sure I ordered my favorite pasta carbonara from the restaurant across the street from my apartment approximately 60 times during the winter. People. This is a way to gain weight and it’s also a way to spend a lot more money. I can make a damn good carbonara and it is way cheaper when I make it (and likely better for my waist).
  • I bought property. Since all my friends are getting married and having babies, I’m going to buy some property to fill the void! Just kidding, it was a much more practical decision than that but I’m still not sure it was smart to do this during such a stressful time in my life. It’s a lot of life lessons in one year. A divorce and then a broken AC unit that needs to be entirely replaced? Not fun. I must say, it was a nice distraction and I LOVE my home, so there’s that.

I have to be honest. I’m looking forward to a fresh start in 2017. I usually have better even numbered years but 2016 was mostly a bust. Part of this fresh start is deleting previous content and starting fresh with this blog.

Any additional tips or comments on this topic? I’d love to hear. Thanks for reading!

This post is dedicated to Buffy, the biggest loss in 2016. We will always miss you, my good friend.